this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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