i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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