I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
This is classic penis vs brain.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
