How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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