Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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