5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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