a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Fuck appropriateness.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I smell like Dick and happiness
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