Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything