There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going