I want to stick my p in your. b.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
You're like the curious george of whores
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
