Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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