around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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