Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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