Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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