I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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