i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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