Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
wow bdsm is so cute
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