i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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