remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
a search helicopter?!
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b