Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
25 People Confess Their Favorite Way To Annoy Their Significant Other
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
These 21 Women Share What Sexual Harassment In The Military Is Really Like
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position