i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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