I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.