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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...

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• (214): View more from Texas

  And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own

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• (585): View more from New York

  please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I spit up blood this morning

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  That's vegas.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"

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• (516): View more from New York

  why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"

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• (310): View more from California

  I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.

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