sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
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The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
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