Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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