Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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