yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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