So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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