Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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