we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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