You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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