That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
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you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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