just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Can I color on your dick again?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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