**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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