was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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