I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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