Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Randomize
