you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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