I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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