Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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