After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I'm having to shit out rocks
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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