Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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