It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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