oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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