Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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