idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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