how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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