sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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