i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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