omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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