I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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