time to smoke my breakfast
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
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After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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