She said her name was "party"
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions