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• (765): View more from Indiana

  At least we don't have one night stands

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  True that. We sink our claws in our men.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does

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• (407): View more from Florida

  She even gives head with a lisp.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls

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• (805): View more from California

  I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.

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• (310): View more from California

  Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.

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