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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  He uses pillows to masturbate.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?

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  who says it cant be both...

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite

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• (718): View more from New York

  With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.

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  You just missed an honest to god bukkake

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