brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
