we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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