Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
