what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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