i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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