Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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