he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He shit in the fireplace
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