Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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