is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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