I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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