Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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