i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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